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Kono Kalakaua ([personal profile] surf_n_makai) wrote2011-10-27 08:16 pm

2 (It came from the dairy aisle, Day 3)

[If the past couple of days hadn't been crazy enough, what with the few people she knew being... just off, and then that big red blob of disgusting cherry goo, today Kono gets a face full of gas on her way out to work this morning.]

[Action A - Zemekis Corp. Offices, morning]
[Kono's noticing by the time she gets to work that she's starting feel a little taller.  As the morning continues, she notices the coffee cup she continues to refill for whoever just called her "doll" is getting smaller and smaller in her hand.  She decides to go find non-drone employees to see if they are having the same problems.  If you're working today, you'll see a slowing growing Kono looking for answers.]



[Action B - 463 Stone Street, afternoon]
[Kono's sitting on her lawn, now too big to fit in a building.  She's trying to figure out a battle plan for what to do about this problem.  If you're walking or a neighbor, feel free to stop and talk, or possibly plan with her.]



[Action C - Highway, early evening]
[Kono figures here she's less likely to crush an unsuspecting person, and also dammit she's going to at least try to find a way out.  Maybe if she hits the border she'll turn back to normal.  If you're on the highway, feel free to tell her the plan won't work, or if you have a better idea to turn back, feel free to share.]

[identity profile] surf-n-makai.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 01:39 am (UTC)(link)


So, you know, for sure, that I'll be back to normal at the end of the day.

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
No.

There is a chance of error. That is an observation made based on previous occurrences; none of the incidents utilizing stereotypical horror elements have lasted longer than a day.

[identity profile] surf-n-makai.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
How big is the margin of error, you think?

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[This is not a quantifiable number.]

Plus or minus 5.392%.

[Yuki quantifies it anyway.]

[identity profile] surf-n-makai.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)


Ok. I think I can live with that. By the end of the night I'll be normal again.

I hope.

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
The probability that it will last for longer than a week is infinitesimally low.

[identity profile] surf-n-makai.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I guess that's a relief then. Thanks. I'll leave you to... do your research then.

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Yuki will simply nod to that, though in all truth, her research was concluded with no data whatsoever.]