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Kono Kalakaua ([personal profile] surf_n_makai) wrote2011-10-27 08:16 pm

2 (It came from the dairy aisle, Day 3)

[If the past couple of days hadn't been crazy enough, what with the few people she knew being... just off, and then that big red blob of disgusting cherry goo, today Kono gets a face full of gas on her way out to work this morning.]

[Action A - Zemekis Corp. Offices, morning]
[Kono's noticing by the time she gets to work that she's starting feel a little taller.  As the morning continues, she notices the coffee cup she continues to refill for whoever just called her "doll" is getting smaller and smaller in her hand.  She decides to go find non-drone employees to see if they are having the same problems.  If you're working today, you'll see a slowing growing Kono looking for answers.]



[Action B - 463 Stone Street, afternoon]
[Kono's sitting on her lawn, now too big to fit in a building.  She's trying to figure out a battle plan for what to do about this problem.  If you're walking or a neighbor, feel free to stop and talk, or possibly plan with her.]



[Action C - Highway, early evening]
[Kono figures here she's less likely to crush an unsuspecting person, and also dammit she's going to at least try to find a way out.  Maybe if she hits the border she'll turn back to normal.  If you're on the highway, feel free to tell her the plan won't work, or if you have a better idea to turn back, feel free to share.]

[identity profile] surf-n-makai.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 02:24 am (UTC)(link)


Hm. But hey, you have a start if you've figured out this is where everything started yesterday.

I'm Kono, by the way. Need any help?

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Yuki has never hidden her stiff emotionless nature well. It is only in Mayfield, though, that anyone would truly suspect her of being anything but human. She will turn her gaze to the giant girl and blink slowly.]

Yuki Nagato.

...........Your present state is non-conducive to assistance.

[identity profile] surf-n-makai.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, my present state isn't conducive to much. Hey, you wouldn't know anything about the size changes would you?

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[The response this time comes quickly.]

They are impossible.

[identity profile] surf-n-makai.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
They?

What do you mean, they? The things in the sky I keep hearing about?

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
The size changes.

All those who have been affected would not survive under Earth's atmospheric pressure.

[identity profile] surf-n-makai.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
But it obviously is possible somehow, because I'm not usually this big. It shouldn't be, but it is.

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
That is so.

[She'll give up staring at the nondescript spot now and turn her attentions solely to the giant woman.]

It is of interest.

[identity profile] surf-n-makai.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe more to me than you, since I'd like to go back to my regular size about now.

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Yuki stares silently at her in response for a few seconds before slowing shaking her head.]

Nothing can be done.

[identity profile] surf-n-makai.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
And how are you so sure about that? No offense, but all I've seen you do is stare at the ground.

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
........
.....
...

[Kono might be too large to see Yuki's mouth clearly or hear the noise that resembles a tape being played in reverse. Nonetheless, Yuki will make her proclamation once more when she is finished.]

...I am sure. The town will likely remove its effects by the end of the day.

[identity profile] surf-n-makai.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 01:39 am (UTC)(link)


So, you know, for sure, that I'll be back to normal at the end of the day.

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
No.

There is a chance of error. That is an observation made based on previous occurrences; none of the incidents utilizing stereotypical horror elements have lasted longer than a day.

[identity profile] surf-n-makai.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
How big is the margin of error, you think?

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[This is not a quantifiable number.]

Plus or minus 5.392%.

[Yuki quantifies it anyway.]

[identity profile] surf-n-makai.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)


Ok. I think I can live with that. By the end of the night I'll be normal again.

I hope.

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
The probability that it will last for longer than a week is infinitesimally low.

[identity profile] surf-n-makai.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I guess that's a relief then. Thanks. I'll leave you to... do your research then.

[identity profile] bogusmagicker.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Yuki will simply nod to that, though in all truth, her research was concluded with no data whatsoever.]